• The Feeling Minnesota Hoodie will have you feeling more like a homeless ice cream cone.
• The Dragon Boat Jacket will give you the sensation of neon dragons breathing fire into your eye sockets.
• The Black Super Furry Pom Pom Boots from Legend should only be worn if your feet look like something out of a Star Wars movie.
• The Whiting & Davis Rainbow Foldover Clutch features a window that allows you to peer into the world of all things unfashionable. (Is that disco vomit?)
• The Chartreuse Jersey Colorblock Dress should have been named the co*kblock dress (and yes, the word does rhyme with “clock”).
• The Ruffle Knit Wrap Dress brings sexy back — but only for ewoks and yedis.
• And finally, the D&G Metallic Ball Cap will make you the most popular guest at Jacko’s New Year’s weenie roast.

Now, for those of you who received one of these fashion faux pas for Christmas, my heart goes out to you. For those of you who purchased one for a friend, better luck next year. And finally, for those of you who purchased one for yourself, the first step to getting help is admitting that you’re fashionably challenged.
Posted by Jill Sherman at 6:16 PM